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In a raucous debut that summons up Britain’s fabled Goon Show comedies, writer and philosopher Lars Iyer tells the story of someone very like himself with a “slightly more successful” friend and their journeys in search of more palatable literary conferences where they serve better gin.

Another reason for their journeys: the narrator’s home is slowly being taken over by a fungus that no on seems to know what to do about. Before it completely swallows his house, the narrator feels compelled to solve some major philosophical questions (such as “Why?”) and the meaning of his urge to write, as well as the source of the fungus… before it’s too late. Or, he has to move.

LARS IYER is a lecturer in philosophy at the University of Newcastle upon Tyne. He is the author of two books on Blanchot (Blanchot’s Communism: Art, Philosophy, Politics and Blanchot’s Vigilance: Phenomenology, Literature, Ethics) and his blog Spurious. He is also a contributor to Britain’s leading literary blog, Ready, Steady, Book.

“Viciously funny.” —San Francisco Chronicle

“Just finished reading Lars Iyers’ Spurious: it’s made me feel better about the Apocalypse than I have in ages.” —Hari Kunzru, author of Gods Without Men

“What could be more fun than laughing at intellectuals? This, Lars Iyer’s first book, sprang from his blog, Spurious, which sprang from his career as a philosophy lecturer at Newcastle University. I’m still laughing, and it’s days later. But who, exactly, am I laughing at?” —The Los Angeles Times

“Who should buy this book? Intellectuals who face intellectual troubles in their own lives. There’s a lot of biting satire about the shortcomings and general foolishness of the so-called life of the mind. This is graduate student wit, which is fearsomely funny.” —The Washington Post

“The high value Iyer places on essential human relations is a rebuke to those who deride “experimental” fiction as narcissistic or self-indulgent evasions of emotion.” —The New Inquiry

“Ought to be unreadable, but manages to be intelligent, wildly entertaining, and unexpectedly moving instead.” —The Millions

“[A] hilarious and eminently quotable debut novel.” —Modern Painters

“A tragic mein… undercuts the sheer hilarity of Lars Iyer’s Spurious….A narrative My Dinner With Andre turned on end…. To read Spurious is to discuss Kafka’s The Castle and farts in one exacting sentence–all the while reeking of gin.” —NYLON Magazine

“Evoking literary duos like Don Quixote and Sancho Panza, and Othello and Iago, Iyer’s portrait of two insufferable academics fumbling for enlightenment illustrates what the author comically calls the most honorable cruelty: friendship….Solipsistic and chatty, Spurious is a comedy in the vein of Bernhard’s The Loser or Beckett’s The Unnameable. Echoes of ”You must go on, I can’t go on, I’ll go on” haunt every scene.” —Bookforum

Spurious is an amusing take on intellectual frustration and anomie, its two characters going through the motions in a world where it’s unclear what the right motions are any longer.” —The Complete Review

“Few writers can make personal gloom, the pervasive amorality of capitalism, cataclysmic climate change and the apocalypse comical, but Lars Iyer is one. Yet his lightness is deceptive. While Spurious may seem like Laurel & Hardy at the End of Times, it is also a profound philosophical rhapsody playing out the culmination of the religious narratives of East and West.” —Stephen Mitchelmore

“Iyer’s playfully cerebral debut [is]… piquant, often hilarious, and gutsy.” —Publisher’s Weekly

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