OK, so this is actually a pretty tame joke—I just wanted to make a late entry into the John Oliver Sweepstakes. The joke starts at the 1:25 mark. And if you haven’t been listening to The Bugle, a podcast hosted by John Oliver and British pun enthusiast Andy Zaltzman, you should be—their show about the CIA Torture Report (which will be published as a book by Melville House on December 30) is the perfect place to start.