MobyLives is off today, in observance of the Presidents’ Day holiday, because of course we honor our presidents. Well, not the last one — I mean,we did publish a book about impeaching the bastard. Then there was his father! And of course, let’s not forget Ronnie Raygun, who really was the guy who turned it all into shi– no wait, that was Nixon. Although, not that we should forget the idiot who pardoned him. Oh hell, see why we have to take the day off? It’s withering. We’ll be back tomorrow.