Eight good reasons to stay in Brooklyn

They ink a book deal.  Their very first official book deal.

Gym, Tanning, Laundry: The Official Jersey Shore Quote Book

That’s right, everyone’s favorite reality show will now have an accompanying quote book — a “TV tie-in” if you will.  You no longer need to search your brain for that guidette phrase that would perfectly describe the catastrophic situations you might find yourself in.  Rather, just reach into your back pocket and open to any page.

Well, I don’t know if it will be pocket-sized (but wouldn’t that be convenient!).  The publisher that inked the deal, Louise Burke of Gallery Books, justified the book’s relevance:

“You don’t have to live in New Jersey to love this show,” she said. “Quoting this crew has become a national pastime.”

Oh no.