Glenn Beck, verklempt

Glenn Beck‘s new book The Overton Window came out yesterday, and the reviews all but confirm the media conspiracy of the left.  The book?  Supposedly terrible.  But are we supposed to believe this “mainstream media,” as my dear friend Sarah Palin calls it?  If the book is so bad, how can it go on to be a bestseller?  (It will, I promise you.)  Let’s take a look at what these supposed “critics” are saying:

“The suspense of ‘The Overton Window’ comes largely from wondering when the thrills will begin.” (says a Washington Post review)

“A conspiracy to bore you senseless.” (says a review in the Huffington Post)

“Plot holes, ridiculous narrative devices, and long-winded limited-government sermonizing… a truly and remarkably awful novel.” (says a New York Times review)

I don’t know about you, but obviously now I need to go download this book on to my Kindle… wait, it’s not available for $9.99??? Must be that other media conspiracy — the publishing industry…