The ad copy says it all: “For all you bookworms on the go: a necklace chain that doubles as a book hanger!” Yes, it’s the BookhangerNeckChain, and don’t worry about you BookhangerNeckChain looking like all the other kids’  BookhangerNeckChains: “Each one is different, and is made of chain, leather, and multicolor string.” We are not making this up. Look right — see?

Now, get a lanyard for your spectacles and you’ll be good to go ….